Lads, Luck & Lace

  • One Venue, Poker Night Sorted
  • Hosted Poker, Private Dealer
  • Private Topless Waitress
  • Topless Poker Dealer
  • Beer & Wine Flowing
  • Gourmet Pizzas & Beers
  • Private Room, Own Bartender
  • Beers Sorted, Buck Spoilt
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Bucks mission brief

The door shuts behind the crew and stays that way for three hours: a private industrial hideaway of raw brick and low light, all yours, with a dedicated bartender keeping beer, wine, sparkling and soft drink moving without a single trip to the bar. Pizzas land hot, Margherita, truffle and paprika, with a solid pile of fries alongside. A topless waitress works the room for two hours straight, stirring up the banter and keeping glasses close, while at the same time a topless dealer runs a genuine competitive poker tournament, real cards, real chips, no mercy for the Buck. No strangers, no queue, no other crew's night touching yours.

Game Plan

$199.00 per person, with a minimum of 15 attendees.

$199.00 per person, based on 15 attendees.

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Lads, Luck & Lace takes over one room and doesn't let anyone else in for three hours. Down off the street and into an industrial hideaway of raw brick, metal trim and low light, the door shuts behind the crew and stays that way: no queue, no other group's night bleeding into this one, just the lads who turned up for it.

Nobody's hunting down a bar three deep in strangers or splitting a tab four ways at closing time. A dedicated bartender runs the room from the first beer to the last, house beer, wine, sparkling and soft drink moving on request, so the only decision anyone's making tonight is who's shouting the next round, and the answer is nobody, because it's already handled.

Alongside all of it, pizzas land hot, proper shared plates of Margherita, truffle and paprika, with a solid pile of fries on the side, built to line stomachs rather than slow anyone down.

At some point in the middle of it, a topless waitress starts working the room, and she's not shy about it: two hours of sass, banter and attention aimed squarely at the Buck, keeping glasses close and stirring up exactly the kind of trouble a send-off is meant to have in it. At the same time, a topless dealer is running a genuine competitive poker tournament: real cards, real chips, and a running scoreboard of who's bluffing and who's already out. This is where Lads, Luck & Lace earns its name properly, cards on the table and clothing very much optional on one side of it, running the whole time the waitress is working the room, so nobody's sitting out waiting for their turn at the fun.

The Buck gets the lion's share of it, cornered by two different women running two different games, neither one letting him off easy, while the rest of the crew get their own version of the same treatment and a ringside seat to his.

You're the one who found this room, and by the second hour of cards and cheek nobody's asking who organised it anymore. They already know, and they're telling you.

Three hours, one room, nothing outside it required: the crew leaves having spent the whole night in one place, and the only planning anyone did was showing up on time.

This exact set-up, dealer and waitress working the same room at once, the Buck caught between both of them, only happens for one crew per date. So check your date before the next slot on the calendar is a different combination altogether, not this one.